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The Midwest Survival Guide: How We Talk, Love, Work, Drink, and Eat... Everythin

Description: The Midwest Survival Guide by Charlie Berens Estimated delivery 3-12 business days Format Hardcover Condition Brand New Description "A ... full-color guide to Midwestern culture from comedian and journalist Charlie Berens, creator of the viral comedic series The Manitowoc Minute"-- Publisher Description New York Times BestsellerA hilarious full-color guide to Midwestern culture, from comedian and journalist Charlie Berens, creator of the viral comedic series "The Manitowoc Minute"Have you ever had a goodbye lasting more than four hours Do you lack the emotional capacity to say "I love you" so you just tell your loved ones to "watch out for deer" Have you apologized to a stranger because she stepped on your foot If you answered yes to any of these questions, theres a good chance youre a Midwesterner—or a Midwesterner at heart. Even if you answered no, you probably know someone who held the door for you from two football fields away. He likely waved at you and said, "Hey there," like you organized the church bar crawl together. That was a Midwesterner in the wild. We understand that your interaction was strange—but its likely to get stranger. Dont wait until they stick their head in your second-floor window to invite you over for a perch fry because they climbed on your roof to clean your gutters. Theres no need to pull the pepper spray; this species is helpful by nature. And the relationship could be very symbiotic—but only if you let it happen. And thats where this book comes into play.Inspired by my comedy tours across the Midwest and life growing up in Wisconsin, this book is an exploration into my favorite region on Earth. Some may think the Midwest is just a bunch of bland flyover states filled with less diversity than a Monsanto monoculture. But scratch that surface with your buck knife and youll find rich cultures and traditions proving were more than just fifty shades of milk. So whether youre a born-and-bred Midwesterner looking to sharpen your skill at apologies or a costal elite visiting the in-laws for the holidays, this book will help you navigate the Midwest, with everything from the best flannel looks to dating and mating rituals (yes, casserole is involved) to climbing the corporate corn silo to how to handle a four-way stop—and every backyard brat fry in between. And for those of you who dont like reading, dont worry—weve got pictures! Toss in illustrations, sidebars, quizzes, and jokes worthy of a supper club stall and The Midwest Survival Guide is just the walleye-deep look into this distinctive, beautiful, and bizarre American culture youve been looking for. Author Biography Charlie Berens is an Emmy Award-winning journalist, comedian, musician, and creator ofThe Manitowoc Minute, a comedic online news series that covers everything from national news to used bubblers (what some might call "water fountains") for sale on Kenoshas Craigslist.The Manitowoc Minute and Berenss other sketch videos consistently get millions of views online, and he has performed stand-up for sold-out crowds around the country. He has been featured on Comedy Central, Fox, CBS Sports Network, TBS Digital, MTV News, and more. Before his career in comedy, he worked in local news and won an Emmy Award for "The Cost of Water," an investigative report on pricing water in climates experiencing drought. Berenss album Unthawed hit the #1 spot on the Billboard bluegrass albums chart and #6 on the comedy albums chart. He also hosts the weekly CripesCast podcast. One of twelve children, Berens lives in Milwaukee. Details ISBN 0063074958 ISBN-13 9780063074958 Title The Midwest Survival Guide Author Charlie Berens Format Hardcover Year 2021 Pages 304 Publisher HarperCollins Publishers Inc GE_Item_ID:142470975; About Us Grand Eagle Retail is the ideal place for all your shopping needs! With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and over 1,000,000 in stock items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! Shipping & Delivery Times Shipping is FREE to any address in USA. Please view eBay estimated delivery times at the top of the listing. Deliveries are made by either USPS or Courier. We are unable to deliver faster than stated. International deliveries will take 1-6 weeks. NOTE: We are unable to offer combined shipping for multiple items purchased. This is because our items are shipped from different locations. 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Book Title: MidWest Survival Guide : How We Talk, Love, Work, Drink, and Eat ... Everything with Ranch

Number of Pages: 304 Pages

Language: English

Publisher: HarperCollins

Item Height: 1.3 in

Publication Year: 2021

Topic: Topic / Cultural, Ethnic & Regional, Topic / Travel, Customs & Traditions, United States / MidWest / General

Illustrator: Yes

Genre: Travel, Social Science, Humor

Item Weight: 34.2 Oz

Author: Charlie Berens

Item Length: 9.5 in

Item Width: 7.6 in

Format: Hardcover

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